Our most popular A.S.S. Slapper now in embroidered patch form. Manufactured by the great folk at Falls Creek Outfitters. Grab an A.S.S. patch to sew or iron onto your pannier, seat bag, frame bag, or anywhere you want to show your A.S.S.. Great for covering an A.S.S. hole!
Shipping & Policies
Shipping from United States
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Accepts Etsy gift cards
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Custom or personalized orders
Perishable products (like food or flowers)
Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.